I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

Calvin (via calvinnhobbes)

Sometimes I think books are the only friends worth having.

Susie Derkins (via calvinnhobbes)

Calvin: I'm thinking of starting my own talk radio show. I'll spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness, cynicism, and a lower level of public dialog!

Hobbes: It would seem you were born for the job.

Calvin: Imagine getting paid to act like a six-year-old!

By Bill Watterson

Published on 18th April 1989

By Bill Watterson

Published on 18th April 1989

The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no real application in life.

Calvin

My brother died his hair blonde and went as Calvin for Halloween, but somehow I don’t think he captured this part of the character…

My brother died his hair blonde and went as Calvin for Halloween, but somehow I don’t think he captured this part of the character…