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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I figure-skate for Jesus</description><title>The Devil's Harlot</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thedevilsharlot)</generator><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>And now How I Met Your Mother Has Finally Jumped the Shark.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;What a pitiful episode aired tonight. It’s as if they hired out the Two &amp; a Half Men staff to try to piece this beyond cliche bullshit together. This show needs to wrap the fuck up and let these talented actors get onto bigger and better things.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/284342521</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/284342521</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:45:28 -0800</pubDate><category>fuck you cbs</category><category>marvel doesn't even retcon this often</category><category>how i met your mother</category><category>neil patrick harris</category><category>jason segal</category><category>josh radnor</category><category>willow</category></item><item><title>My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/user/Zennalathas/charts?charttype=weekly&amp;date_to=1260705600"&gt;My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Insect+Trust"&gt;The Insect Trust (54)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Joni+Mitchell"&gt;Joni Mitchell (44)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Opeth"&gt;Opeth (43)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Mastodon"&gt;Mastodon (20)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Pelican"&gt;Pelican (20)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imported from &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists"&gt;Last.fm Tumblr&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com"&gt;JoeLaz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/283671817</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/283671817</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:12:38 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I’ve been on a bit of a female-vocals kick lately.</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/283037963/tumblr_kun0pabpo41qzs521&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ve been on a bit of a female-vocals kick lately.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/283037963</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/283037963</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:19:58 -0800</pubDate><category>joni mitchell</category><category>canadian</category><category>folk</category><category>60s</category><category>blue</category><category>you should probably have heard this song before</category></item><item><title>nicolas-cage:

riser:

Can’t think of anything fancy to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudrcwwpQy1qzo5tio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nicolas-cage.tumblr.com/post/276444095/riser-cant-think-of-anything-fancy-to"&gt;nicolas-cage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://riser.tumblr.com/post/275955237/cant-think-of-anything-fancy-to-photoshop"&gt;riser&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can’t think of anything fancy to Photoshop tonight, so here’s a picture of Nicolas Cage throwing a Hadoken.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b113/bvinzon/hadouken.jpg" align="middle" height="91" width="313"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/281488529</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/281488529</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:32:12 -0800</pubDate><category>down down-forward forward punch</category><category>cage fighting</category></item><item><title>Oh republicans…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kujaydCabM1qzs521o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh republicans…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/280116346</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/280116346</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 02:11:01 -0800</pubDate><category>what the what?</category><category>GOP</category><category>look hunny i'm a hip republican</category></item><item><title>I would seriously do anything to be in that NPH/Christina Hendricks sandwich.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://annahinks.tumblr.com/post/279990169"&gt;annahinks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I had any Photoshop skills at all I would just manip myself right into that picture; but I don’t, so I’ll just dream about it for the next week or two.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I started photoshopping you into that pic for tomorrow morning’s fuckyeahNPH xmas countdown, but it felt too creepy…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/280005901</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/280005901</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:36:00 -0800</pubDate><category>creepin' on the internet</category><category>fuck yeah neil patrick harris</category><category>neil patrick harris</category></item><item><title>annahinks:

fuckyeahfrancobros / crwatkins


Last one for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktururLjGA1qa72c0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://annahinks.tumblr.com/post/279275411"&gt;annahinks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahfrancobros.tumblr.com/post/279139271/crwatkins-last-one-for-tonight-again-kind-of"&gt;fuckyeahfrancobros&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://crwatkins.tumblr.com/post/261559792/last-one-for-tonight-again-kind-of-original"&gt;crwatkins&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Last one for tonight. Again, kind of original.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WIN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/279991392</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/279991392</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:19:59 -0800</pubDate><category>lay off the pot bro</category></item><item><title>My Greek &amp; Roman Studies teacher just knows way too much about Ancient Greece...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;He still gives me As, but he suggests 4 books for every one I cite. It’s incredible, intimidating, and his comments actually teach me things. Hopefully I can knock his exam out of the park tomorrow. There better be a lot of opportunities to lay down some Plato knowledge.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/279819154</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/279819154</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:35:58 -0800</pubDate><category>plato</category><category>my grs teacher could beat up your grs teacher</category><category>GRS 332 at UVic</category></item><item><title>The reasons tv.com gave.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://knackeredwriter.net/post/276592502/the-reasons-tv-com-gave"&gt;knackeredwriter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://howimetyourmothersource.tumblr.com/post/276588388/the-reasons-tv-com-gave"&gt;howimetyourmothersource&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a&gt;&lt;img alt="The Top Ten Most Annoying Characters On TV"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;8) Barney Stinson, &lt;a&gt;&lt;i&gt;How I Met Your Mother&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Legen… wait for it… darily annoying. What began five seasons ago as a fun little joke—look it’s little Doogie Howser, an out gay person, as a total lady-hound!—has devolved into a lazy and uninteresting and overacted nightmare. Around the time the whole &lt;i&gt;Bro Bible&lt;/i&gt; or &lt;i&gt;Bro Code&lt;/i&gt; book came out, the dude-bro Barney jokes started to become increasingly stale and painfully forced. While the writers stirred up some interesting new notes last season by having Barney fall genuinely in love with Robin, that relationship is done now and he’s back to his old, tiresome phrase-coining tricks. On a sitcom where most of the other characters are admirably fleshed-out as real people, Barney remains the sole caricature, a series of jokes your college buddies came up with that you laugh at less and less as the years go by.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THIS IS AN OUTRAGE - tamburina&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wha…What?! FUCK YOU TV.COM! YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT! “a lazy and uninteresting and overacted nightmare.” Are you kidding me?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A little overstated, but TV.com is being kind of fair here, all things considered.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/276777752</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/276777752</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:44:39 -0800</pubDate><category>oh shit the internet says a sitcom sucks!</category><category>poor little doogie</category></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/276772817/tumblr_kuev7xU8eF1qzs521&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/276772817</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/276772817</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:40:44 -0800</pubDate><category>the insect trust</category><category>psychedelic</category><category>1970</category><category>hoboken saturday night</category><category>ragtime millionaire</category></item><item><title>This is going to be the main character in a sweet new xBox360...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kueqss6XeX1qzs521o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is going to be the main character in a sweet new xBox360 game. I’m super down to beat things up as a teddy bear.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/276651794</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/276651794</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:05:16 -0800</pubDate><category>teddy bear</category><category>awww</category><category>video game</category></item><item><title>My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/user/Zennalathas/charts?charttype=weekly&amp;date_to=1260100800"&gt;My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/+noredirect/Insect+Trust"&gt;Insect Trust (46)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Jimi+Hendrix+Experience"&gt;The Jimi Hendrix Experience (28)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Supertramp"&gt;Supertramp (20)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Insect+Trust"&gt;The Insect Trust (19)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Pelican"&gt;Pelican (16)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imported from &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists"&gt;Last.fm Tumblr&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com"&gt;JoeLaz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/276641644</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/276641644</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:56:48 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>dagmarrr:
Could you give me some sort of sign when things are...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuapf1egwP1qzdv61o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dagmarrr.tumblr.com/post/273725037/could-you-give-me-some-sort-of-sign-when-things"&gt;dagmarrr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Could you give me some sort of sign when things are getting through to you?
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://softconfessional.tumblr.com/"&gt;softconfessional&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Saw this last night; it’s absolutely beautiful.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/273781167</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/273781167</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:47:02 -0800</pubDate><category>wes anderson</category><category>fantastic mister fox</category></item><item><title>"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature… Life is either a daring..."</title><description>“Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature… Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Helen Keller, The Open Door (1957)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/267443450</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/267443450</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:01:00 -0800</pubDate><category>helen keller</category><category>the open door</category><category>life</category><category>security</category></item><item><title>My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/user/Zennalathas/charts?charttype=weekly&amp;date_to=1259496000"&gt;My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Supertramp"&gt;Supertramp (151)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Led+Zeppelin"&gt;Led Zeppelin (60)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Majic+Ship"&gt;Majic Ship (36)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Pelican"&gt;Pelican (22)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Joe+Satriani"&gt;Joe Satriani (14)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imported from &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists"&gt;Last.fm Tumblr&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com"&gt;JoeLaz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/265102513</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/265102513</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:51:56 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktxtfo9qEO1qzs521o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/263779325</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/263779325</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:43:00 -0800</pubDate><category>what the what?</category></item><item><title>мужик просто нереален!</title><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/258793377</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/258793377</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:44:38 -0800</pubDate><category>the music is simply unreal!</category><category>russian for some reason</category></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/258713681/tumblr_ktqls2DMBf1qzs521&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/258713681</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/258713681</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:14:26 -0800</pubDate><category>majic ship</category><category>psychedelic</category><category>1970</category><category>better than your face</category></item><item><title>Kids fined for underage drinking because of facebook photos</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.lacrossetribune.com/news/local/article_0ff40f7a-d4d1-11de-afb3-001cc4c002e0.html"&gt;Kids fined for underage drinking because of facebook photos&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Truly sickening.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/256386049</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/256386049</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:57:20 -0800</pubDate><category>fuck the police</category></item><item><title>My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/user/Zennalathas/charts?charttype=weekly&amp;date_to=1258891200"&gt;My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Led+Zeppelin"&gt;Led Zeppelin (123)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Supertramp"&gt;Supertramp (42)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Eric+Clapton"&gt;Eric Clapton (30)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/B.B.+King"&gt;B.B. King (28)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Bob+Seger"&gt;Bob Seger (19)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imported from &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists"&gt;Last.fm Tumblr&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com"&gt;JoeLaz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/255251552</link><guid>http://thedevilsharlot.tumblr.com/post/255251552</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:08:52 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
