The Devil's Harlot

Dec 14

And now How I Met Your Mother Has Finally Jumped the Shark.

What a pitiful episode aired tonight. It’s as if they hired out the Two & a Half Men staff to try to piece this beyond cliche bullshit together. This show needs to wrap the fuck up and let these talented actors get onto bigger and better things.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) -

  1. The Insect Trust (54)
  2. Joni Mitchell (44)
  3. Opeth (43)
  4. Mastodon (20)
  5. Pelican (20)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 13

nicolas-cage:

riser:

Can’t think of anything fancy to Photoshop tonight, so here’s a picture of Nicolas Cage throwing a Hadoken.

nicolas-cage:

riser:

Can’t think of anything fancy to Photoshop tonight, so here’s a picture of Nicolas Cage throwing a Hadoken.

Dec 12

Oh republicans…

Oh republicans…

Dec 11

I would seriously do anything to be in that NPH/Christina Hendricks sandwich.

annahinks:

If I had any Photoshop skills at all I would just manip myself right into that picture; but I don’t, so I’ll just dream about it for the next week or two.

I started photoshopping you into that pic for tomorrow morning’s fuckyeahNPH xmas countdown, but it felt too creepy…

annahinks:

fuckyeahfrancobros / crwatkins


Last one for tonight. Again, kind of original.


WIN

annahinks:

fuckyeahfrancobros / crwatkins

Last one for tonight. Again, kind of original.

WIN

My Greek & Roman Studies teacher just knows way too much about Ancient Greece...

He still gives me As, but he suggests 4 books for every one I cite. It’s incredible, intimidating, and his comments actually teach me things. Hopefully I can knock his exam out of the park tomorrow. There better be a lot of opportunities to lay down some Plato knowledge.

Dec 09

The reasons tv.com gave.

knackeredwriter:

howimetyourmothersource:

The Top Ten Most Annoying Characters On TV

8) Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

Legen… wait for it… darily annoying. What began five seasons ago as a fun little joke—look it’s little Doogie Howser, an out gay person, as a total lady-hound!—has devolved into a lazy and uninteresting and overacted nightmare. Around the time the whole Bro Bible or Bro Code book came out, the dude-bro Barney jokes started to become increasingly stale and painfully forced. While the writers stirred up some interesting new notes last season by having Barney fall genuinely in love with Robin, that relationship is done now and he’s back to his old, tiresome phrase-coining tricks. On a sitcom where most of the other characters are admirably fleshed-out as real people, Barney remains the sole caricature, a series of jokes your college buddies came up with that you laugh at less and less as the years go by.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE - tamburina

Wha…What?! FUCK YOU TV.COM! YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT! “a lazy and uninteresting and overacted nightmare.” Are you kidding me?

A little overstated, but TV.com is being kind of fair here, all things considered.